Lol “The Worst Wing”

Lol “The Worst Wing”

Yes, these will do.

Yes, these will do.

Super jealous of Kay’s green clogs

Super jealous of Kay’s green clogs

Getting dressed for an evening out is so totally impossible these days

Everything in my closet was purchased for a completely different body than the one I have now. Also it’s all old and ugly and terrible.

Just your standard nothing to wear freak out. I need new clothes.

Wallace is EXTREMELY INTERESTED in what’s going on in the bathroom, i.e., the chicks. He seems to think that if he sits very politely we might be willing to introduce them.

But he keeps making this concerning clicking noise with his jaw while he sits there which makes me think that a meet and greet is a very bad idea…

Wallace is EXTREMELY INTERESTED in what’s going on in the bathroom, i.e., the chicks. He seems to think that if he sits very politely we might be willing to introduce them.

But he keeps making this concerning clicking noise with his jaw while he sits there which makes me think that a meet and greet is a very bad idea…

Every time Pharrell’s song”Happy” comes on

messily:

whatshouldwecallme:

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I AM NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD AFTER ALL.

Seriously. It’s so boring. Most milquetoast supposed jam ever.

Little Mr. Unreliable Nap Schedule

Little Mr. Unreliable Nap Schedule

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"If at all possible, allow a few leafy vegetables in your home garden to “bolt,” or go to seed, after harvest. Seeding plants are a bee’s best chance to stock up on food before the colder months. Unlike their wasp and yellowjacket cousins, which die out each winter, real bees slow down and wait for spring. Making sure their larder is stocked will help them snap back once the weather warms."
"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."
RIP. (via evanfleischer)
The children’s museum is a hit!

The children’s museum is a hit!

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Honestly, I think storytime is a big deal, period! There aren’t that many activities that you can do with a small child that are free, educational and give you an opportunity to connect with other members of your community! It should be welcoming and fun! I really think that this woman is doing major harm to our little library here. She needs to be moved to a different position or fired entirely.

Honestly, I think storytime is a big deal, period! There aren’t that many activities that you can do with a small child that are free, educational and give you an opportunity to connect with other members of your community! It should be welcoming and fun! I really think that this woman is doing major harm to our little library here. She needs to be moved to a different position or fired entirely.

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Yesterday’s Storytime fuckery

The latest in the continuing saga of the Evil Storytime Lady…

Storytime starts at 10:30. At 10:38 yesterday there were just 3 kids and their attending adults there. Very small turn out (probably due to her constantly alienating attendees), but whatever. We’re all just sitting there staring at each other because the Evil Storytime Lady hasn’t started yet.

So this woman who was there with her 2 year old granddaughter asks if we’re going to start soon. Her kid is getting antsy.

Here’s what happens:

Grandmother: Are we going to start soon?
Evil Storytime Lady: No. (Just flat out no! What?) I like to wait awhile to give people a chance to show up.
G: Okay… Well [2 year old] is getting antsy. I think I’ll walk her over to look at some books and come back in a few minutes.
Grandmother and 2 year old leave the room
ESL: [immediately] Okay! Let’s get started!
Other mom: Um…. Should I go get them?
ESL: No. They were getting impatient. They’ll come back when they’re ready.
We sing the welcome song. Grandmother and 2 year old return right afterward
G: Are we starting now?
ESL: We already started.
G: Oh…

What the fuck. What. The. Fuck.

Apparently this woman’s contract is up next month and the library director is just taking the non-confrontational approach despite many, many complaints.

Meanwhile the library in the next town over had like 2 dozen kids at it’s Under 2 Storytime this week.

esofine:

The trailer for the second season of ‘Orange is the New Black’ is here and I can’t stop watching it.

Yesssssssssss

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