Contractions= no joke
I think we’ll have a baby no later than tomorrow
Contractions= no joke
I think we’ll have a baby no later than tomorrow
I feel like this baby could show up any time now. I’ve been having a lot of Braxton Hicks and cramps… But maybe I’ll just be feeling this way for the next week or two? Most early signs of labor are like, this could mean you’ll have the baby tomorrow! Or in 3 weeks! It’s annoying.
Due date is 9 days away. I’m ready!
Ken Cosgrove dancing + new DAFT PUNK = my favorite thing right now.
And the kid helping me looked just like Chekov from the new Star Trek movies AND he had a Chekov-esque accent. A+ shopping experience.
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One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.
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omg these gifs are everything
Omg, this “alien creature” is my favorite.
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I’m starting to *kind of* *sort of* feel ready for this baby!
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J’s brother and his wife gave me a gift certificate to a salon for Christmas and I’ve been saving it thinking it would be nice to get a pedicure in my last few weeks of pregnancy. Well, I’ve changed my mind. My back hurts SO DAMN MUCH all the time, so instead I’m going to get a prenatal massage.
Hell. Yes.
I’m going in on Wednesday after my doctor’s appointment. Cannot wait.
I upgraded the chicks to a much larger box. I think it should make keeping their space sanitary a bit more manageable. I also put their water up on a box, which I thought would make it harder for them to fill it with hay, but it didn’t really work. Oh well.
They seem to like the new box… I think. I mean, as much as they like anything. I’m really learning that chickens, while entertaining and useful, are not long on brains or personality.
Anonymous asked: And I'm ready for you to quit talking about being pregnant all the time
Are you the same person who complained about me cupping my “huge gut”?
It must be really terrible to be forced to read my blog when you clearly dislike it so much! If only there were something you could do…. Some sort of button you could push…
I’m really feeling uncomfortable, guys. We had Chinese take out for dinner last night and it was a big mistake. My stomach is not happy and stomach upset when your stomach is occupied by a giant baby is REALLY not cool.
I am unbelievably tired all the time. Way more so than in my first trimester. My hips and back hurt all the time. Heartburn is 24/7. I am ready to be DONE!
Not that I can expect to be well rested after the baby is born… But I’m ready for a different set of challenges. And I’m ready to meet this baby!