I bought the fabric for Max’s Halloween costume! The chevron print will be his dinosaur belly.

I’m so excited!

I’m so scared!

I bought the fabric for Max’s Halloween costume! The chevron print will be his dinosaur belly.

I’m so excited!

I’m so scared!

Tags | max |
Beans have been dethroned as the magical fruit

Henceforth, let it be known that the MOST magical fruit is in fact Kashi GoLean Crunch.

Good lord.

ipromisetowrite:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 


…..

Wow.

ipromisetowrite:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

…..

Wow.

There are many blood curdling details to the Peterson story. The running back had what his son described to police as a “whooping room,” which was full of belts and other objects to beat his children with. The little boy described how his father “hit him in the nuts.” Does that sound like spanking to you? I’ve known people who spank their children, none of them had a “whooping room” full of weapons. A belt, like a stick, is a weapon, especially when wielded by a 6’2″ 217 pound professional football player.

Awful awful awful awful awful

Oh wow. I was not aware of Ken Burns’ Dorothy Hamill hair. This is really going to detract from the gravitas of the Roosevelts. I just can’t take it as seriously knowing this hair is behind it.

Roseanne on the run

Roseanne on the run

Tags | Roseanne | chickens |
Toddler trend I’m really enjoying lately:

Quietly playing with cars on his own.

Oh, the beautiful freedom to finish my coffee!

Toddler trend I’m really enjoying lately:

Quietly playing with cars on his own.

Oh, the beautiful freedom to finish my coffee!

Tags | Max |
I made an emoji portrait of Jeff and then he made one of me and for some reason I’m holding poop and pointing at poop and standing on poop.

Honesty, the red high heels are the most unrealistic part.

I made an emoji portrait of Jeff and then he made one of me and for some reason I’m holding poop and pointing at poop and standing on poop.

Honesty, the red high heels are the most unrealistic part.

amavalapizza:

katiekaboom:

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

major LOL

reblog.every.time.

Max got to drive a bus today!

Max got to drive a bus today!

Tags | Max |

garbagefingers:

Man, why can’t we have this pediatrician??

etsy:

This poncho doesn’t play.

Maybe this is my fall look this year…

etsy:

This poncho doesn’t play.

Maybe this is my fall look this year…

I think Barney and Roseanne are in love or something

It’s really not a healthy relationship.

Now that Lucian is gone (coq au vin-ed) and Roseanne and Betty II have moved into the hen house, we have Barney isolated in the minicoop. When he was out he was spending all of his time attacking the hens and, mostly, trying to mount Roseanne.

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She seemed very distressed by this. Which is reasonable because she’s like 1/3 his size.

So we separated him, but now Roseanne is spending all her time laying next to his coop or peeking in and interacting with him.

Girl! He’s a jerk! You don’t need him! Hang out with your bestie Betty II and forget him!

He’s not long for this world anyway…

So THAT’S where we keep the kitty!

So THAT’S where we keep the kitty!

Tags | Arthur | Max |
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