I just gave myself an extra fancy manicure, like all the kids on the Internet are doing these days, as it looked pretty alright… But it was still tacky when we left for dinner. when I was IDed for my beer I had to dig in my wallet and my formerly cuteish nails emerged mangled and hideous.

I am so so sad. Probably more so than is appropriate for nails. I kinda just wanna throw in the towel for the whole night.

Yes. I know that’s ridiculous. And I’m not actually calling it a night. But still.